Wathaplat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent spider.

Wathaplat created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wathaplat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wathaplat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wathaplat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wathaplat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wathaplat three times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wathaplat.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.