Fosshabgofged is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless yak.

Fosshabgofged created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosshabgofged, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fosshabgofged, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fosshabgofged's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fosshabgofged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fosshabgofged loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed cucumbers to moths while wearing red trousers.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.