Hudrakgum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced clam.

Hudrakgum created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudrakgum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudrakgum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hudrakgum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hudrakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hudrakgum loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.