Gepsafsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful wasp.

Gepsafsas created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsafsas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepsafsas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gepsafsas' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gepsafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not take Gepsafsas' name in vain.

5. Never mention nematodes.
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