Dudstercip is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking
dog.
Dudstercip created an atom seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dudstercip, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dudstercip, it will turn you into a dog.
Dudstercip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Dudstercip's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dudstercip's priests.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing mauve scarves.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudstercip.
5. Feed all hungry goats.