Dubxemwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable centaur.

Dubxemwit created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubxemwit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubxemwit, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dubxemwit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dubxemwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never talk about special relativity.