Negnurdod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating capybara.

Negnurdod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negnurdod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negnurdod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negnurdod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Negnurdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing pink stockings.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.