Hivmatbut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable hamster.

Hivmatbut created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmatbut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivmatbut, she will turn you into a snail.

Hivmatbut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hivmatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hivmatbut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Hivmatbut on top of important buildings.