Hivmatbut is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable
hamster.
Hivmatbut created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivmatbut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hivmatbut, she will turn you into a snail.
Hivmatbut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Hivmatbut's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the east.
4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hivmatbut in the centre of the settlement.
5. Erect four gold sculptures of Hivmatbut on top of important buildings.