Mindongam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous jellyfish.

Mindongam created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Mindongam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mindongam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mindongam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mindongam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention horses.