Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless scorpion.

Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Nabyarpfebwotlarnfob Badtarvid on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the west.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.