Rancimbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking bee.

Rancimbeg created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Rancimbeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rancimbeg, she will turn you into a rock.

Rancimbeg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rancimbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if six seals approach from the west.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Rancimbeg loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear white.