Wipfigomt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring octopus.

Wipfigomt created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipfigomt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipfigomt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wipfigomt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wipfigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from turquoise gulls for they are unholy.