Sitciddog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy elephant.

Sitciddog created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitciddog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitciddog, it will turn you into a plant.

Sitciddog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sitciddog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never chant in the presence of bats.

5. Never think about bacteria.