Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous lobster.

Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bogfarfadfidcemloopstafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about voles.