Bafbesslat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy fox.

Bafbesslat created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbesslat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafbesslat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bafbesslat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bafbesslat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Bafbesslat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.