Bafdumvog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive bear.

Bafdumvog created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bafdumvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafdumvog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bafdumvog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bafdumvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Bafdumvog must be the most important thing in your life.