Sandvedstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable finch.

Sandvedstrag created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandvedstrag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandvedstrag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sandvedstrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sandvedstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to swans while wearing green hats.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never feed cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing turquoise ear rings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.