Dadnillgov is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Dadnillgov created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnillgov, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadnillgov, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dadnillgov's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dadnillgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not take Dadnillgov's name in vain.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never hurt swans.