Jambastdin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless walrus.

Jambastdin created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jambastdin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jambastdin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jambastdin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jambastdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.