Pogpagnib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying sheep.

Pogpagnib created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpagnib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pogpagnib, he will ignore you.

Pogpagnib's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pogpagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pogpagnib.

3. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing black tights.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.