Flisbasslibbomgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful dove.

Flisbasslibbomgeb created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisbasslibbomgeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisbasslibbomgeb, he will send you a sign.

Flisbasslibbomgeb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flisbasslibbomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Flisbasslibbomgeb loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.