Arnmonzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil fox.

Arnmonzed created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmonzed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arnmonzed, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Arnmonzed's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Arnmonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arnmonzed.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear yellow.