Hasbitomt is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent fox.

Hasbitomt created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Hasbitomt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hasbitomt, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hasbitomt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hasbitomt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Put Hasbitomt first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.