Bestbagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful warg.

Bestbagfom created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbagfom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bestbagfom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bestbagfom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bestbagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Bestbagfom.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.