Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar, she will turn you into a snail.

Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mabhadwadsand Rotcemcar first in all things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing yellow rings.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to nematodes while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never look at moons.