Cipcettip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive rat.

Cipcettip created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcettip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipcettip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cipcettip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cipcettip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.