Wodhabruttfob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate hyena.

Wodhabruttfob created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhabruttfob, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodhabruttfob, it will remove you from existence.

Wodhabruttfob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wodhabruttfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.