Ceparphen Ominkaptim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking jellyfish.

Ceparphen Ominkaptim created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceparphen Ominkaptim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ceparphen Ominkaptim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ceparphen Ominkaptim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ceparphen Ominkaptim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.