Narflaglak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane pig.

Narflaglak created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Narflaglak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narflaglak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narflaglak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Narflaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Narflaglak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about optics near monkeys while wearing white coats.