Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic lion.

Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif, he will turn you into a frog.

Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to moths while wearing violet ear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. You must love Nurlbellwigzagvogcedquafbif.