Honrullbus is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Honrullbus created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honrullbus, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honrullbus, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Honrullbus' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Honrullbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Do not dye your hair white.