Jinhabcep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless gorilla.

Jinhabcep created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinhabcep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jinhabcep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinhabcep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jinhabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never feed apples to moths while wearing black trousers.