Febmobshav is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest
toad.
Febmobshav created the planet Venus five million years ago.
If you believe in
Febmobshav, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Febmobshav, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Febmobshav's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Febmobshav's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always look after injured hamsters.
3. Never go into green rooms.
4. Feed all hungry bats.
5. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.