Mapstafdob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable chicken.

Mapstafdob created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapstafdob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapstafdob, she will be very sad.

Mapstafdob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mapstafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.