Belljathig Babsattag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Belljathig Babsattag created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belljathig Babsattag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Belljathig Babsattag, it will turn you into a duck.

Belljathig Babsattag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Belljathig Babsattag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.