Nulkinbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent crab.

Nulkinbag created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Nulkinbag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulkinbag, she will not invite you to parties.

Nulkinbag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nulkinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always obey Nulkinbag's priests.