Donlidpakpitdinnib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy badger.

Donlidpakpitdinnib created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donlidpakpitdinnib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Donlidpakpitdinnib, it will turn you into a slug.

Donlidpakpitdinnib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Donlidpakpitdinnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donlidpakpitdinnib.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Put Donlidpakpitdinnib first in all things.