Cubfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable shark.

Cubfeb created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubfeb, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cubfeb's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cubfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cubfeb's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.