Tamyokkendag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm fox.

Tamyokkendag created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyokkendag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tamyokkendag, she will turn you into a goat.

Tamyokkendag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tamyokkendag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never chant near snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.