Budfarcemgonpog is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, unthinking
hippopotamus.
Budfarcemgonpog created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Budfarcemgonpog, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Budfarcemgonpog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Budfarcemgonpog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Budfarcemgonpog's Holy Commandments1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
3. Learn five new languages a year.
4. Always help nematodes.
5. Do not drink alcohol.