Cad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful sheep.

Cad created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cad, she will turn you into a worm.

Cad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never eat peas.