Jamstikpit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous fly.

Jamstikpit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamstikpit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jamstikpit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jamstikpit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jamstikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing purple hats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.