Bunappfum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest shrew.

Bunappfum created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunappfum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunappfum, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bunappfum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bunappfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.