Bapbapcudvenlin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing alligator.

Bapbapcudvenlin created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbapcudvenlin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapbapcudvenlin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bapbapcudvenlin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bapbapcudvenlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Bapbapcudvenlin first in all things.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Bapbapcudvenlin loves pigs, so they must be honoured.