Stragarffod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing jellyfish.

Stragarffod created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragarffod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragarffod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stragarffod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stragarffod's Holy Commandments

1. Stragarffod loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Run away if seven sharks approach from the east.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Stragarffod on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.