Lun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent spider.

Lun created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing violet dresses.

5. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.
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