Febbabfon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered snake.

Febbabfon created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbabfon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febbabfon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Febbabfon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Febbabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febbabfon.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Febbabfon.