Febbabfon is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered
snake.
Febbabfon created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febbabfon, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Febbabfon, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Febbabfon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Febbabfon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about photosynthesis.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febbabfon.
3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. You must love Febbabfon.