Gillarngov is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, passionate mongoose.

Gillarngov created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gillarngov, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gillarngov, she will send you a sign.

Gillarngov's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gillarngov's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed figs to bats while wearing gray trousers.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing green skirts and balancing four copper spheres on your head.
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