Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent lobster.

Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp, he will not care at all.

Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zednabveenfarpopfobyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs indigo.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never think about optics near snakes while wearing blue trousers and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

5. Do not stand on grass.