Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable dog.

Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov, it will not care.

Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not take Xucdibyattnurtpangyakrotgov's name in vain.